One final post.
One final post.
After two majestic wins against the Manchester clubs last week, official reports confirm Kenny Dalglish’s rage hit sky high levels. The Liverpool manager confirmed today there will be no new signings during the last two days of January’s transfer window, a move created to cement LFC’s mid table spot and to possibly get us outside any European competitions next season.
In an effort to manipulate the fans and control the damage, Dalglish and his team attempted to justify the nefarious decision by the means of an deceitful article also present on the club’s official page. In said article, titled “Carroll happy and finding form”, the striker Andy Carroll, also another subject of our investigations, speaks of his love for the city and his new found form, stating that after the Manchester United match last Saturday, his efforts were praised by manager Kenny Dalglish.
Our team tried to contact a representative for the club but was received with rude chuckling and a decline after another, which leads us to believe The Devi has also taken the PR department hostage. As so, Liverpool fans across the nation will be left wondering if the manager, the one we were brainwashed into accepting as the saviour of our club, doubts our mental capacities that much.
We have always been aware that his his malicious plan to destroy Liverpool Football Club and all that is sacred in this land involved playing with the hearts and minds of every supporter, but has it gone too far this time? Recent data collected by KennyDalglishistheDevil confirms a significant increase on the number of angry and comments on the official LFC page. Kenny Dalglish’s transfer policy and his golden boy Carroll seem to be the main targets of the rightfully dissatisfied fans. Questions regarding this season’s signings, including those of Jordan Henderson, Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing arise. The average Liverpool supporter, dedicated like no other in the country, starts now to become aware of vicious attempts to excuse the lack of results, form and the disappearance of any sort of talent and ability these players might once had. How far will Kenny Dalglish be able to conduct his plan of destruction before his excuses start to dangerously offend the intelligence of the supporters?
We see the truth, Dalglish. Andy Carroll deserves no praise. He was shite in virtually every single game he played since his signing and a single assist in a single match will not change this. If the likes of Carroll, Downing, Adam and Henderson are now considered fit to play in a club like Liverpool, we can only feel sorry for what we’ve become.
Tonight’s real clash: Kenny Dalglish versus Steven Gerrard and the supporters
Will the skipper follow The Devil’s instructions and give away the match to City or will he listen to his heart and take us to Wembley?
“Two. That’s the number of legs you’ll lose if we beat City this week. Sort it out, son.”
The first table is from August 2011 and shows Tottenham struggling to keep up with not only the top 4 but also with Swansea and Norwich. Sad times for Spurs supporters. Harry Redknapp, aware of this situation and of how his future at the London club was in danger, resorted to extreme methods. Redknapp called upon THE DEVIL HIMSELF KENNY DALGLISH and proposed an exchange. His soul for a Champions League place. THE DEVIL, not being stupid or anything, accepted the offer. Proof of this agreement can be seen in the 2nd table. It shows the current stand of both Tottenham and Liverpool. Nothing else needs to be said.
LIVERPOOL’S SEASON HAD TO DIE SO TOTTENHAM’S COULD LIVE! AND IT’S ALL DALGLISH’S FAULT!!!
This is a picture of them plotting:
Here you can clearly see how the elderly, fragile, Redknapp is affected by the King’s evil powers.
AND THAT’S WHY WE ALWAYS LOSE TO TOTTENHAM!
Although we have no concrete proofs of this yet, we also suspect Newcastle’s Alan Pardew might be involved in Dalglish’s soul selling business.
Kenny Dalglish preying on a poor man’s soul.
rawrinyourface asked: u trollin' bro?
HM NO I’M TOTALLY SERIOUS. KENNY DALGLISH IS PURE EVIL!! THE DEVIL!!!
Found a tumblr called : “kennydalglishisthedevil”
I cannot tell if it is serious or a joke.
Plus, I do not like that they have called him ‘the devil’. We all know who the ‘red devils’ are. That’s just an insult.
I need to know…
HM RUDE. CAN’T YOU SEE WHAT HE’S DOING TO OUR CLUB?!!?! I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THIS BUT HE IS THE DEVIL!!! HE IS KILLING US!!! WE ARE THE NEXT NOTTINGHAM FOREST UNDER KENNY!!!! I NEED TO WARN EVERYONE!!!
and I’m a “he”, by the way.
I AM THE DICKHEAD. KEEP HATING ME WHILE KENNY RUINS OUR CLUB! YOUR PRIORITIES ARE SO FUCKED UP, SIS.
LMAO what’s wrong with you. Get behind your team you idiot. That includes the manager.
I’D AGREE IF KENNY WASN’T THE DEVIL.