THE TRUTH BEHIND TOTTENHAM’S SEASON

The first table is from August 2011 and shows Tottenham struggling to keep up with not only the top 4 but also with Swansea and Norwich. Sad times for Spurs supporters. Harry Redknapp, aware of this situation and of how his future at the London club was in danger, resorted to extreme methods. Redknapp called upon THE DEVIL HIMSELF KENNY DALGLISH and proposed an exchange. His soul for a Champions League place. THE DEVIL, not being stupid or anything, accepted the offer. Proof of this agreement can be seen in the 2nd table. It shows the current stand of both Tottenham and Liverpool. Nothing else needs to be said.

LIVERPOOL’S SEASON HAD TO DIE SO TOTTENHAM’S COULD LIVE! AND IT’S ALL DALGLISH’S FAULT!!!

This is a picture of them plotting:

Here you can clearly see how the elderly, fragile, Redknapp is affected by the King’s evil powers.

AND THAT’S WHY WE ALWAYS LOSE TO TOTTENHAM!

Although we have no concrete proofs of this yet, we also suspect Newcastle’s Alan Pardew might be involved in Dalglish’s soul selling business. 

Kenny Dalglish preying on a poor man’s soul.